you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
