i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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