That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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