he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Randomize
