some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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