that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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