can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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