I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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