the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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