Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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