He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I need to align my fucking chakras
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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