he puts the penis in happiness.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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