so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
