omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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