Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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