A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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