it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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