whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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