Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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