ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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