Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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