C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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