Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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