Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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