Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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