i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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