Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My penis needs a shock collar
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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