Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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