i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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