you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
