I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
And then he peed in my hair
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