I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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