nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
dude. I can hear the air.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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