Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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