Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
there is glitter all over my balls
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