Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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