Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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