Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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