Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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