Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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