Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
