Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
They have beer where we have blood.
Randomize
