im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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