the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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