Where did you get a picture of my penis
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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