So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
Randomize
