im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
it hurts more in the daytime
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
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