My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
