Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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