he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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