Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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