Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
