My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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